About Us

At Assblaster Bidets, we are committed to revolutionizing toilet hygiene with simplicity, ease of use, and a splash of humor. Our goal is to provide a fun, approachable, and highly effective bidet experience that makes cleanliness accessible and enjoyable for everyone. We believe in promoting superior hygiene while bringing a smile to our bidet'ers faces, transforming a routine task into a refreshing & quite delightful moment each day.

With the Assblaster 3000, we aim to set new standards in personal care, ensuring that every bathroom experience is as clean, comfortable, and amusing as possible.

Monica | CPO

Monica brings over 15 years of expertise in customer experience, product innovation, and marketing to Ass Blaster Bidets. With a Bachelor’s degree in Business Administration from Clean State University, Monica has carved out a niche in the consumer goods industry, earning a reputation for transforming everyday products into extraordinary experiences.

A Visionary Leader:

As the Chief Pooping Officer (CPO) of Ass Blaster Bidets, Monica is not just about business; she’s about making a difference. Her passion for sustainable and eco-friendly bathroom solutions drives our product innovations, ensuring that every Ass Blaster Bidet combines cutting-edge technology with user-friendly design. Under Monica's leadership, we’re not just selling bidets; we’re promoting a cleaner, greener lifestyle.

Andy | COO

Andy is a seasoned professional with over 20 years of experience in operations management, supply chain logistics, and strategic planning. With a Master’s degree in Industrial Engineering from Precision University, Andy has honed his skills in optimizing processes and driving operational excellence in various industries, making him the ideal fit for Ass Blaster Bidets.

A Master of Efficiency:
As the Chief of Odor Obliteration (COO) of Ass Blaster Bidets, Andy is the backbone of our organization. His strategic mindset and keen eye for detail ensure that our operations are seamless and cost-effective. From overseeing production to managing our extensive supply chain, Andy's leadership guarantees that our high-quality bidets are delivered on time, every time.