The Ass Blaster 3000 Bidet!

Ass Blaster 3000, the only bidet that turns up to 11! Cmon... you know you need a bidet that fucks

Why Choose the Ass Blaster 3000?

Jet Set Go: Equipped with a high-powered, adjustable nozzle, this bidet ensures you get the perfect cleanse every time. Whether you’re in the mood for a gentle mist or a powerful blast, the Ass Blaster 3000 has you covered.

Eco-Friendly Flush: Say goodbye to mountains of toilet paper! With the Ass Blaster 3000, you’ll cut down on waste and make Mother Earth smile while keeping your bottom squeaky clean.

Affordable Luxury: Think bidets are only for the elite? Think again! The Ass Blaster 3000 combines top-tier technology with an unbeatable price, proving that luxury and affordability can coexist—even in your bathroom.

Easy-Peasy Installation: No plumber required! The Ass Blaster 3000 is designed for straightforward, DIY installation. Get it up and running in minutes and start enjoying the benefits of a sparkling clean behind.

Made for assholes, by assholes.